Its me again. not that anyone so far has paid any attention what so ever!!!
'bout time to put one of my short stories on this thing. what do you say? huh? can't hear ya! all there is is silence.
SO... this next bit is an introduction for a short (actually really long)story that i am trying to write. please be aware that it is written very casually and in a way that allows for me to act as though i am actually writing to an audience who is here, and paying attention. (i talk to my characters in the writing)
'bout time to put one of my short stories on this thing. what do you say? huh? can't hear ya! all there is is silence.
SO... this next bit is an introduction for a short (actually really long)story that i am trying to write. please be aware that it is written very casually and in a way that allows for me to act as though i am actually writing to an audience who is here, and paying attention. (i talk to my characters in the writing)
below is the introduction, i do hope i got all of it.
Introduction for, A Story of Wulf
By
Traveler with no Map
**** **** **** ****
Once upon a time, on a planet called Earth, there was a school. To be more specific it is, a school of magic. Now, to narrow it down even father we shall say, the school is called Cobalt University of Majics and Advanced Learning, and that it was located in Cobalt city, Ning-sho province, China, universe #6.
Obviously this is no ordinary earth and no ordinary universe; and to understand it properly I would need to devote a whole story of boring technical explanations and jib-jab. (If you want any of that stuff, contact me and I’ll send you a power point presentation explaining all of it. Or for those of you reading my blog, jus look for the link entitled an explanation on the “story of Wulf”) Anyway, this introduction is getting no were very fast. So let’s cut to the chase and start speaking English.
(Sorry! I kind of got carried away with sillies! And this is supposed to be a romance /fantasy/action, and maybe humor. Below is a bunch (not all) of the characters attempting to talk at you Fear my characters muahahahaha!)
Enter: Jinto Grey *M and cast:
Headmaster Jinto stands on a barrel to make a speech (they are in the mess hall which is being remolded. Hence the barrels.)
“Privileged Reader, student’s civilians and relevant cast members I would like to say…”.
Here Jinto is knocked off the barrel by Wulf Phalen, a were wolf, in wolf form, tearing down the rows of tables after Katz Ramira a wind elf.
“grriiaaaaackh!!!” screeched Wulf as he rounded a pillar and struck a formidably dashing pose. “No! You Freak!” Katz replied as she came out from behind Damiano Lazzaro the towering 9 foot giant “I absolutely will not!” then calling out “some body find Alani !” Just then, Wulf was hit with a burst of magic from a tree fey standing a few tables behind him. He snarled and warped back into human shape. Felandi Cosokas (the mentor of Katz) stood up and said, “Go pick on your own apprentice, Dog! Or better yet try teaching poor Alani something for a change! This is a school not a circus”
“Fish!” muttered Wulf for no apparent reason, as he vanished.
“Hey!” said Katz, “What?” said everyone. (This is more than I have specifically named.) “We have an audience!”
Yuki Takaya: “what’s that?”
Mark Brimstone: “an audience is like the people watching a play or listening to a lecture or a person or group of persons being entertained. Get it? Also…”
Yuki: huh? Ur… yah! –ELI-SAN! MARK-SENSEI IS TALKING AGAIN!!!
Eli von Jekson: “huh- oh- right! Ahem.”
Eli promptly goes and whacks Mark on the head with a chemistry text book. Mark sits down.
Just then a group from the Novices table arrives at the apprentice table. (This makes one wonder why Eli and Mark are there because Eli is a Junior and Mark is a Master.)
Dar’ak: “sup’ Eli-kun?”
Ro’ac: “yo, dude. Where’s the puppy man gone?”
Katz: “w what happened to Wulf? And hasn’t ANYONE NOTICED THAT WE HAVE AN AUDIENCE?!?”
Karma Ichiron: “yes, yes we know.” Turning to another apprentice at the table who is just quietly sitting and eating her lunch “Lukori, how have you been? You are so quiet these days, are you ill? I really liked that report you made yesterday! I do love invertabrates!! Don’t you?”
Lukori Shou: “umm—no I mean, I’m fine that is…” has an information overload and becomes embarrassed. J
Just then, another apprentice interrupts everyone and addressed the audience loudly.
Alani Pascal: “Hello! Are we ignoring you? Sorry! I am Alani and this is the respective cast of “A story of Wulf’” she says with a large sweeping motion towards the room. “In my opinion it should be called “a story of pandemonium and a few scenes of my poor girl crazy mentor, Wulf. ” who ALSO JUST HAPPENS TO BE THE MAIN CHARACTER. AGGHH!!!” she sneezes “sorry ‘bout that!J”
Jinto attempts to say something else and is knocked over again by bright PINK hairballs as Wulf returns, choking and gasping for oxygen as if he has been strangled. This makes everyone very distressed.
Wulf: “ I have… Returned from… the inferno of doom!!!
He then collapsed on a chair, a chair containing Eli von Jekson. Conveniently they were cousins, and on reasonably good terms at the time.
“Oh,” said Eli
“Dramatic” put in Alani.
The twins, Maria and Mario Torres came over. Mario hinted to the rest that a certain apprentice should practice their transformation and levitation on a certain canine someone. But a shrill, voice stopped all further conversation. “Wulf! Get back here right now and clean this MESS!!!” wizard instructor Xerox Tortugal came thundering down the main hall from the chemistry rooms. “Pink!” she ranted “Of course! Pink hair on the walls! You dog nosed lazy fuzz for brains! Put my class back! NOW!!!” Wulf stirred, his tail twitched (he was half warped), he opened his eyes and recoiled dramatically. Rising he began to speak to his accuser, “hello Ms. Xerox. Sorry about the Fuzz. Right then, off to go clean it up.” With that he marched down the hall and ducked into the chemistry lab, with the fuming teacher on his heels.
“Odd, said Mario and Maria together. “Yup” said Yuki giggling. “What’s he up to now!” Alani pointed out “I mean He never surrenders without resistance!”
One hour later during apprentice chemistry class
Yuki: “EEEEK!!! Help, Mrs. Xerox! Eli –san! My carnations are Frogs!”
Alani: “really?”
Tong Lin: “hey my frog experiment is a bunch of carnations!”
Alani: “fascinating!”
Damiano: consults his mentor, Rhanda Kafiji the Roc/Griffin on the wisest course of action to take about a titration that has exploded.
Alani: “hum…” turns to Wulf who is watching (guarding) her experiment very closely.
WULF!!!
**** **** **** **** **** ****
By
Traveler with no Map
**** **** **** ****
Once upon a time, on a planet called Earth, there was a school. To be more specific it is, a school of magic. Now, to narrow it down even father we shall say, the school is called Cobalt University of Majics and Advanced Learning, and that it was located in Cobalt city, Ning-sho province, China, universe #6.
Obviously this is no ordinary earth and no ordinary universe; and to understand it properly I would need to devote a whole story of boring technical explanations and jib-jab. (If you want any of that stuff, contact me and I’ll send you a power point presentation explaining all of it. Or for those of you reading my blog, jus look for the link entitled an explanation on the “story of Wulf”) Anyway, this introduction is getting no were very fast. So let’s cut to the chase and start speaking English.
(Sorry! I kind of got carried away with sillies! And this is supposed to be a romance /fantasy/action, and maybe humor. Below is a bunch (not all) of the characters attempting to talk at you Fear my characters muahahahaha!)
Enter: Jinto Grey *M and cast:
Headmaster Jinto stands on a barrel to make a speech (they are in the mess hall which is being remolded. Hence the barrels.)
“Privileged Reader, student’s civilians and relevant cast members I would like to say…”
Here Jinto is knocked off the barrel by Wulf Phalen, a were wolf, in wolf form, tearing down the rows of tables after Katz Ramira a wind elf.
“grriiaaaaackh!!!” screeched Wulf as he rounded a pillar and struck a formidably dashing pose. “No! You Freak!” Katz replied as she came out from behind Damiano Lazzaro the towering 9 foot giant “I absolutely will not!” then calling out “some body find Alani !” Just then, Wulf was hit with a burst of magic from a tree fey standing a few tables behind him. He snarled and warped back into human shape. Felandi Cosokas (the mentor of Katz) stood up and said, “Go pick on your own apprentice, Dog! Or better yet try teaching poor Alani something for a change! This is a school not a circus”
“Fish!” muttered Wulf for no apparent reason, as he vanished.
“Hey!” said Katz, “What?” said everyone. (This is more than I have specifically named.) “We have an audience!”
Yuki Takaya: “what’s that?”
Mark Brimstone: “an audience is like the people watching a play or listening to a lecture or a person or group of persons being entertained. Get it? Also…”
Yuki: huh? Ur… yah! –ELI-SAN! MARK-SENSEI IS TALKING AGAIN!!!
Eli von Jekson: “huh- oh- right! Ahem.”
Eli promptly goes and whacks Mark on the head with a chemistry text book. Mark sits down.
Just then a group from the Novices table arrives at the apprentice table. (This makes one wonder why Eli and Mark are there because Eli is a Junior and Mark is a Master.)
Dar’ak: “sup’ Eli-kun?”
Ro’ac: “yo, dude. Where’s the puppy man gone?”
Katz: “w what happened to Wulf? And hasn’t ANYONE NOTICED THAT WE HAVE AN AUDIENCE?!?”
Karma Ichiron: “yes, yes we know.” Turning to another apprentice at the table who is just quietly sitting and eating her lunch “Lukori, how have you been? You are so quiet these days, are you ill? I really liked that report you made yesterday! I do love invertabrates!! Don’t you?”
Lukori Shou: “umm—no I mean, I’m fine that is…” has an information overload and becomes embarrassed. J
Just then, another apprentice interrupts everyone and addressed the audience loudly.
Alani Pascal: “Hello! Are we ignoring you? Sorry! I am Alani and this is the respective cast of “A story of Wulf’” she says with a large sweeping motion towards the room. “In my opinion it should be called “a story of pandemonium and a few scenes of my poor girl crazy mentor, Wulf. ” who ALSO JUST HAPPENS TO BE THE MAIN CHARACTER. AGGHH!!!” she sneezes “sorry ‘bout that!J”
Jinto attempts to say something else and is knocked over again by bright PINK hairballs as Wulf returns, choking and gasping for oxygen as if he has been strangled. This makes everyone very distressed.
Wulf: “
He then collapsed on a chair, a chair containing Eli von Jekson. Conveniently they were cousins, and on reasonably good terms at the time.
“Oh,” said Eli
“Dramatic” put in Alani.
The twins, Maria and Mario Torres came over. Mario hinted to the rest that a certain apprentice should practice their transformation and levitation on a certain canine someone. But a shrill, voice stopped all further conversation. “Wulf! Get back here right now and clean this MESS!!!” wizard instructor Xerox Tortugal came thundering down the main hall from the chemistry rooms. “Pink!” she ranted “Of course! Pink hair on the walls! You dog nosed lazy fuzz for brains! Put my class back! NOW!!!” Wulf stirred, his tail twitched (he was half warped), he opened his eyes and recoiled dramatically. Rising he began to speak to his accuser, “hello Ms. Xerox. Sorry about the Fuzz. Right then, off to go clean it up.” With that he marched down the hall and ducked into the chemistry lab, with the fuming teacher on his heels.
“Odd, said Mario and Maria together. “Yup” said Yuki giggling. “What’s he up to now!” Alani pointed out “I mean He never surrenders without resistance!”
One hour later during apprentice chemistry class
Yuki: “EEEEK!!! Help, Mrs. Xerox! Eli –san! My carnations are Frogs!”
Alani: “really?”
Tong Lin: “hey my frog experiment is a bunch of carnations!”
Alani: “fascinating!”
Damiano: consults his mentor, Rhanda Kafiji the Roc/Griffin on the wisest course of action to take about a titration that has exploded.
Alani: “hum…” turns to Wulf who is watching (guarding) her experiment very closely.
WULF!!!
**** **** **** **** **** ****
gtg
well time to sleep. I keep getting interupted.
i hope u like this, whoever you are.
---evening star
2 comments:
yo, that is an interesting website.
(who are u!)
oh, not that anyone cares but i have changed the introduction compleatly and will not be putting it up here...because no one reads this!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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